This post was originally written on bleacherreport.com
Real Madrid has added another piece to the recently resurrected galacticos with a move that surprised no one. It has been confirmed that Tony Stark, aka. "Iron Man" will leave Stark Industries and join Real Madrid for 150 million euros.
Stark Industries seemingly had taken a firm stance only a week ago on the sale of Iron Man, "Tony Stark is the face of Stark Industries, it would be sheer insanity for us to let him go," a Stark Industries official said.
"Iron Man will be a welcome addition to the team." Madrid President Florentino Perez gushed, "I am confident that we now have all the pieces necessary to compete in both Spain and the Champions League."
Tony Stark will also be bringing his cloning technology with him to the Bernabeu, immediately resolving one of the major issues facing the new galacticos. The ability to play with three balls simultaneously should hopefully allow the players to receive the amount of touches they desire without any turmoil.
In a related note, Real Madrid has officially confirmed the Manchester United is in fact a part of the Real Madrid farm system.
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